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charlottan:

ants have no ears or lungs how do they smoke weed and listen to electric wizard

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inthiswhisper:
“i can’t get over dean carving wood over a waste bin and completely missing it.
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inthiswhisper:

i can’t get over dean carving wood over a waste bin and completely missing it.

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Cat’s Chimerical Creations presents: Nommy Chomps the Landshark

catschimericalcreations:

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Meet Nommy Chomps, cousin of Jeff the Landshark, estranged sibling of the Randimal’s horse shark hybrid Hork, nodding acquaintance of Ikea’s Blahaj, sworn enemy of Junti Ito’s Gyo.


Nommy Chomps is a Frankenplush made from two repurposed Beanie Babies. If you like what I do, please consider supporting me here: https://ko-fi.com/catschimericalcreations

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love-liberty21:

In honor of Dracula Daily starting again, I thought I’d share with you …

Sign in German, saying: "MINA'S PAPRIKAHENDL" - original transsilvanian recipeALT


What you need:

  • 6 chicken drumsticks (or an entire chicken)
  • 3 onions
  • 4 garlic cloves
  • 3 paprika peppers (of any color)
  • 2 tablespoons of tomato paste
  • 800g (1,6 lbs) peeled tomatoes
  • Chili powder (as you like)
  • 100 ml (a little less than ½ cup of) cream
  • 3 tea spoons of sweet paprika powder
  • 3 tea spoons of hot paprika powder
  • 2 tea spoons of (corn)starch
  • a pinch of sugar
  • salt & pepper


What to do:

  • preheat the stove to 150°C (302°F)
  • meanwhile, peel the onions and garlic cloves, and cut them into cubes.
  • Wash the paprika peppers, remove the pips and cut them into cubes as well.
  • Wash and dry the chicken, then sear it. Add the onions and paprika peppers, then the garlic and roast them for two minutes.
  • Add tomato paste and peeled tomatoes.
  • Add paprika powder, salt, pepper and sugar.
  • Add chili powder (a little, a lot … depends on whether or not you want to have the Jonathan Harker experience of chugging water all night)
  • Put it in the stove in a closed pan for 2h and let it simmer.
  • Then take it out, add cream and make it boil while stirring.
  • Bind with starch.
  • If necessary, flavor with salt, pepper and chili powder.


Goes well with:

  • rice
  • potatoes
  • a salad


Have fun trying it out! Oh, and please note: the garlic used in this dish could be effective against vampiric attacks, so it’s better to use too much than too little. For your safety.

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crisisofinfinitemultiverses:
“Poison Ivy Uncovered 1 (2023) variant by Dan Mora
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crisisofinfinitemultiverses:

Poison Ivy Uncovered 1 (2023) variant by Dan Mora

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queenklu:

I was so confused during today’s Drac Daily about this part in particular

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Because that??? Bro, that ain’t Hamlet.

I went digging and found someone attempting to explain it:

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If it is referencing this scene then it’s the part in the play where Hamlet says he’s going to throw everything off the table of his mind and focus only on revenge (this does…not work out for him).

BUT THEN

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SO BASICALLY

B A S I C A L L Y

Stoker’s dumb acting friend MISQUOTED SHAKESPEARE loudly and often enough that it wound up in this novel????????

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andromeda3116:

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all right so here’s the schedule of when dracula daily will be updated, as gleaned from the archives

please share this, it was a pain in the ass

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atundratoadstool:

I looked up Matt Kirkland’s web page, and it’s amazing that Dracula Daily is only one of his completely delightful side projects.

Like… he has a business that will ship you a clay cuneiform transcription of a tweet:

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He’s done a photography project showing you the robots hiding in children’s toys:

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What a complete individual. What an absolute guy to have kicked this all off.

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salemwitchtrials:
“How to Save Your Own Life, Erica Jong
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salemwitchtrials:

How to Save Your Own Life, Erica Jong

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souperluminal:
“souperluminal:
“souperluminal:
“Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard
It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.
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Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
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souperluminal:

souperluminal:

souperluminal:

Scissor Wizard and Paper Wizard

It’s probably fine to leave them alone together.

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Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

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